It seems that the TSA is getting a little touchy-feely these days. A 47 year old male who has a history of sexual dysfunction ejaculated after being pat-down during a routine examination. It turns out that his piercings had a TSA confused and needed an extra few minutes of examination at which time he busted a nut. This action caused him to be thrown to the ground and arrested.
Now my mom always said to make sure I had clean underwear on when ever I go out, I’m willing to bet if he had shaved his balls he might have just pulled down his pants to show off his man hood with a happy grin on his face like Bob.